Huge Decisions!

I have decided.

It took a long time.

Well maybe not so long a time.

But it was definitely an important decision.

I pondered and pondered.

What have I decided you ask?

Well I have decided that...

...I am the prettiest damn kitty you have ever seen.

I don't like goopy stuff on my neck.

Mom took me out today but insted of letting me just ride along she made me get into my leopard print Kitty bag. I hate that damn bag! But it was nice riding in a car with the windows down and since I was in the bag she had them down. She took me to the Vet and bought some goop which she put on the back of my neck. She thought she had put it on me in a spot I could not lick. She was wrong. It was itchy and I tried to lick it off. It tasted gross and made me gag. But I kept trying to lick it off so Mom tied a sock around my neck. It was just horrible. But after a while I noticed I didn't itch so much. After my neck was dry Mom took off the annoying sock and I feel a lot better. I think I might sleep good with out a bunch of itchy moments tonight, maybe that will make Mom less grumpy.

Meow!

Creepy Crawlies

Mom found a flea on me. That means I had to have a bath. It was awful. The flea shampoo only works if you leave it on for five minutes. It was terrible. I had to stand there in the sink all wet and miserable for five whole minutes. I almost think I'd rather have the fleas crawling on me.

Uck!

I have to go lick myself dry!

I am licking. 

itchy itchy itchy

I am itchy.

I don't like it.

Mom thinks she should do something besides scratch me.

I think she is wrong.

I am itchy.